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THE TON ARMY

"PUT SOME GASOLINE IN YO' CANTEEN..."

Real rock is coming back, but we need an army to defend the faith...   Watch this page for details on how you can enlist into the ranks of the TON FAN CLUB:  THE TON ARMY!!!
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membership will include exclusive "members-only" promotional items that are being developed just for YOU...
a lot of sh*t that no one else can get except TON ARMY members!

*limited edition CDs with LIVE bootleg tracks
*rare bootleg LIVE video of past shows
*members only t-shirt for men, girlie shirts or "Pink Thongs" for the ladies
*plus lots more cool sh*t TBA

PLUS:
membership will get you exclusive benefits when you attend the LIVE shows as well...  watch for details on how YOU can get YOURS!!!
  

what are you waiting for?  JOIN!!!

In the meantime, while all YOUR special TON merchandise is being put together for the Fan Club, make sure to sign up with name, email address, home address, phone numberz, and anything else TON can use to contact you with new TON news...  
Sign up on the guestbook for the mailing list to be a TROOPER in the TON ARMY, and ask about getting some extra bonus sh*t from the band - signed stuff, rare stuff, and more! 
SIGN UP on the GUESTBOOK on the TON Home Page and you will be added to the TON MAILING LIST as a V.I.P.!!! 

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